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The Embrace of a Blues Star

After I wrote about noteworthy musical performances at Bethlehem’s MusicFest over 10 years ago, I explored the Lehigh Valley enough to attend a dynamite performance headlined by top-notch blues star Bev Conklin and her BC Blues Crew. The musicianship I witnessed there set my feet on fire, and I fell into a fitful groove.

On Jan. 20th of this year, the groove I experienced sprouted spectacular dividends.

Ms. Conklin heard about my book, How I Became a Lesbian (and other stories), remembered seeing me at her concert back then and sent me a text message. At the time, I was making final corrections on the Audible here in Grand Junction, Colorado, and she recalled similar relentless butterflies when releasing her first CD recording.

What was my motivation about writing such a memoir/love story? It’s simple. When I wrote for the Bucks County Herald, editor Bridget Wingert forbade me to write about my own boyhood sexual abuse at the American Boychoir School in Princeton, NJ. Bridget claimed that the school was notorious for suing publications revealing its sordid history. However, in 1956 I was the first boy to come forward, afterward taking part in its Alumni Choir where I witnessed its eventual demise 60 years later. Therefore, I felt entitled to reveal what I witnessed. After all, I am a journalist, obligated to reveal the truth.

Bev Conklin and I hit it off spectacularly, and once Amazon released my Audible, she purchased the very first copy. I confess that my extensive recording session with a relentless talented audio engineer allowed me to browbeat her into listening to all 9 hours and 20 minutes within a week, whereupon she rewarded me with Audible’s mandatorily limited 15-word review. The full unabridged review appears below:

“Best to use Audible. Amazon’s printout has technical issues, however, I purchased it for my own library and to go back to re-review. It takes extreme openness and honesty to absorb Mason’s journey, starting with his childhood.

“Damn society and entitlement for many of its dysfunctions that lured many of us into not trusting our instincts during our youth and early to mid-adulthood. That’s what intrigues me about your book… with the many traps you freely walked right into. As a senior reader, we see it coming.

“The cliche of if we knew then what we know now, it’s the journey that reveals who we truly are at the core. Well done and thank you for sharing.”

What more could I ask for, besides being extremely grateful? Until the blurry-printed book is republished, I offer the opportunity to HEAR the unexpurgated Audible of How I Became a Lesbian (and other stories). And guess what? I am its narrator.

How I Became a Lesbian (and other stories), a memoir for the ages

Here’s a few hints to help you through the technical aspects of ordering an Audible. First of all, do you need to subscribe to Audible to purchase a copy? Nope.

What equipment is necessary to download an Audible? Any cellphone, desktop or notebook device.

Once downloaded, how do you listen to it? On a cellphone, Audible appears as a separate application with all sorts of different controls. And if that’s still over your head, call Audible at 888-283-5051, and they will walk you through the process.

Bev Conklin is a Creole artist with a master’s degree from Penn State University, and if you are the slightest bit curious how talented she is, take a listen to her rendition of Aretha Franklin’s “Chain of Fools” on YouTube, and you will hear why my groove won’t go away. Her voice and band are sensational!

Ms. Conklin has discovered that I chose not to be silenced, and I promise there’s plenty of goodies within my memoir/love story to keep listeners (and readers) well entertained. There had to be something to fill 432 pages. And if you are similarly enthralled, leave another review on Audible and tell a friend!

My Audible Is Available

A promise made to Alice the evening before she passed over has now been kept. And I was able to keep this baby – How I Became a Lesbian (and other stories) – from being stillborn.

“I want you to write,” Alice said on March 26, 2020. “Do you promise?”

“Oh sure,” I brightly answered, unaware this would be our very last serious conversation.

“C’mon, be serious,” she responded, waiting to see my countenance wane.

That’s when Alice made me repeat the same promise in a phone call to my first cousin, Margaret Johnston. The journey has been long and arduous. But Alice gave me marching orders, with little time to grieve. She was considerate that way.

Alice’s still waters ran deep, and I looked brilliant by keeping my mouth shut and letting her rule. With release of this Audible into the universe, Alice finally can concentrate on her spirit journey, with her karma continuing to smile down on me.

This plan of action was inspired by a knowledgeable musician’s musician: Don Slepian whose East Stroudsburg, NJ home is an audiophile delight. One other individual’s professional expertise made the Grand Junction part of this journey possible. His name is Taylor Riley of Fusion Audio, pictured below.

To order an Audible, just go to Amazon’s search bar, enter How I Became a Lesbian (and other stories) and choose AUDIBLE.

Audio engineer Taylor Riley

My Audible Is on the Way

In a land where mesas loom above numerous traffic circles testing drivers’ sobriety, I continue to persevere. The result after five weeks of a demanding recording regimen? Eleven (of 18) chapters have been meticulously recorded by a superb audio engineer here.

This means the Audible for How I Became a Lesbian (and other stories) is more than 50 percent complete.

I am the sole narrator of this collection of absurd happenings encountered over seven decades. They need to be told, at least that’s what Alice keeps telling me.

Consequently, I keep this website going, even while on the western slope of the Rockies. And if you want to wish me a joyous holiday season in return for heartfelt wishes for you, leave a comment. My late mother would add, “The more the merrier!”

Merry Christmas!

A Disaster Averted

Since arriving in late July to Grand Junction, Colorado, I endured an affront to my senses. A filthy toilet and an infestation of gnats were only some of the many hazards discovered in Mary Schenk’s condo next to a busy, extremely noisy intersection. Then there was her “welcoming dinner” that featured ground beef she never drained but instead incorporated into the meal. And she was unable to cook more than one dish for any meal.

Therefore, my gall bladder started acting up. So yes, I had to take over the cooking duties. That’s part of why last week the woman who promised so much, demanded that I take my possessions and move out. To where? She could care less, even though I knew nothing about Grand Junction.

When did she issue her impatient demand? On the very morning I was scheduled to begin recording an Audible of How I Became a Lesbian (and other stories).

Schenk’s attempt at sabotage failed miserably. After a week-long stay at a spotless, quiet hotel next to Grand Junction’s airport, three days ago I found an extended-stay facility with kitchenette at a reasonable, yet professional, rate. Best of all, I managed to keep two productive appointments with a studio engineer whose soundproof home and sense of excellence reveal his musical sensibilities.

Happy hour at the Grand Vista Hotel has a great benefit: A complete meatloaf dinner for 10 bucks!

My book’s introduction, preface and three chapters have been recorded already, so I’m on a roll. Nevertheless, I can’t help but feel alone. Thanksgiving is upcoming. Yet look at what this 81-year-old author has accomplished under the harshest of circumstances.

My days with Buckingham’s Quakers and as meditation facilitator at Pebble Hill tell me to express gratitude. Just look at the remarkable view from my new place, and I feel better about this sudden twist of face. No wonder traveling musicians find inspiration within the facility’s secure structure.

I complimented Travis on his weather-beaten hat. Little did I know he is a rancher with his own homestead above 8,000 feet. He is authentic, and his wife, Stephanie, agrees.

But before I can take a deep exhale, I need to update my address to several medical insurance contacts, my bank and credit cards. And I must stay positive; otherwise, it will show up while recording the Audible.

Keep the faith, baby. Keep the faith.

Moon over a multicolored dush adorning one of many mesas surrounding Grand Junction.