On the Precipice of Publication

The wait is almost over. Then perhaps I can have my teeth whitened.

For six months last year, I pitched New York literary agents with book proposals for 74,000 words, 38 photos and four clippings, all connected to “How I Became A Lesbian (and other stories)”. The agents referred me to websites upon which to put my work, but I found myself waiting around for broken promises. Realizing I’m not getting any younger, I asked a sophisticate in our neighborhood for advice.

He suggested that I partner with Amazon.

As a former deejay on K-POT – an L.A. pirate radio station – at first, I was amused. But I checked out Amazon Publications, and invading literary society kept appealing to my non-conformist mindset.

Consequently, it’s appropriate now to announce that Amazon and I are working together. Amazon is a publisher well-connected to the Internet, and its commitment to the environment is apparent, because it creates print-on-demand books.

Amazon is currently making final touches to the heart-rending product of our journey. And Alice approves. After all, she danced on [American] Bandstand.

Keep tuned.

3 thoughts on “On the Precipice of Publication”

  1. Sounds exciting !!! Modern life thru medication and Amazon. Maybe if you could use the weed for an alternative fuel additive for your car, you could write it off for tax purposes when used for work to get around. Or, use your car as a satellite office. Anyway, I’m sure there is a way. However, until the banks will take it for collateral, we’re stuck with using it in the traditional was. Keep up the good work, and send up a Dogapple.

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